Every Morning

"All right, I’m awake! Now... what do I have to do today? Hummm... I think I have to get up... get dresses, I’ve got to print that article to textual production class, I can’t forget that... What time is it now? 8:34? Hummm... I can be still here a little while... it would be nice to have blue skin... Wait! Focus, what do I have to do today again? Get up... get dressed...
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DAMN IT!!! I slept again! What time is it now? Oh! Good, it’s only 9:17... I think walls would give this room a more medieval look... Argh! I hate those early mornings deliriums... And those flamingos that won’t stop cooking cheese are the ones to blame... What? Man, I got to get up NOW! Otherwise I’ll stay here the whole morning and do nothing... Oh... if I had a robot... but it would have cold hands... I need to get up! Ok, what do I have to do today again? Get up... get dressed... take a shower... Or maybe I should take a shower first? That would save some plutonium... Ok, wait, what was that delirium now? Ok, got to get up now, what time is it again? 9:24 ok, I’m going to get up before I spend the whole morning staring at the ceiling!
Man, this ceiling is really cool... It hás some odd shapes in it... That one looks like a vulture... But a vulture with human legs? Could it be Romenian? Isn’t there na episode of Invader Zim that’s like that?
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No, there isn’t... What time is it again? 9:37? I’ve got to get up now! What do I have to do today again? Oh yeah, to conquer Cornwall and then kniting... Or was it to get up and print the article? I wonder if Steve Everyman ever had these problems? Who was Steve Everyman? Could it be Chris Leben’s brother?
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But why on Earth Chris’ brother doesn’t have the same family name as Chris? Oh no! Chris’ mother was cheating on Chris’ father! I’ve got to warn Chris at twitter... Maybe a personal message would be better... It can cause less cancer... What time is it again? 9:45? Ok, I’m going to rest my... eyes... a little... and will get up soon...
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I’VE FELT ASLEEP AGAIN??? What tiime is it? 11:46? Ok, gonna get up and have lunch... And tell Chris what whore his mother is!"